the tale of the only child

I thank my parents for not turning me into a bitchy self-centered spoiled brat

A kampung pig and his mama are invited to town.
Since kampung pig never been out of his kampung and always being spoon-fed by his mama,it's good for him to see and learn about how things are done in town. And to learn how to find his own food.
They meet us, people who live and breathe in this town.
kampung pig should learn how to survive in town from us.


a kampung pig:
I know everything, read my lips... EVERYTHING.. I am 'uber alles'... I am damn smart, a conceptor, a skilfull designer... you name it, I definitely can do it....

a mama kampung pig:
yes, he's extremely talented and very good at he's doing

us: what do you do?

a kampung pig:
playing games all day and downloading softwares from the net... yes... I know I am good...

a mama kampung pig: yes, he is...

us: anything you've done in designing?

a kampung pig:
eerrr... I don't bring my works, but I edit, design, work with 3D... I even do website.... piece of cake...

us: what do you use for designing website?

a kampung pig: front page

us: ??

us: what about flash??

a kampung pig: what? flash? you use flash? what for?

us: mmmm... how about multimedia presentation? do you use after effects?

a kampung pig: after what?

us showing the multimedia presentation and interactive CD...

a kampung pig:
just like that? very very easy.... why u need that after software? use POWER POINT is definitely better!

us: ------ speechless--------

a mama kampung pig nods and beams with pride.....

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The moral of the story is
STOP MAKING YOUR ONLY KID THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE