Insulting Horoscopes

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the F.B.I. or C.I.A.. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

ARIES (Mar.21 - Apr. 20) - You are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS (Apr. 21 - May 20) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

GEMINI (May 21 - Jun. 20) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER (Jun. 21 - Jul. 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Almost eveybody in prison is a Cancer.

LEO (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leos are thieving sons-of-bitches and spend most of their lives kissing mirrors.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while having sex. Virgos make good bus drivers, and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. Many Libras die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) - The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall acheive the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec.21) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should just give up.

How do I love thee?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints.
I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning 1806-1861

Unbelievable fashion sense

I wonder what's in Bai Ling's mind while choosing what to wear...
Everything about her is disasterous!
Her face looks weird but I believe she thinks she's the most beautiful woman on earth.
See more of her ridiculous look here.

Please... somebody shoot her!!!!!

A crazy bunch...

MAYDAY

WORK SUCKS!!

underpaid
unappreciated
too many smart asses, selfish dickheads and empty head sweet talkers

egocentrism rules indoesian work culture!
come to think about it... it rules our life!!!

no wonder we are such underdogs....

A Dream Wedding...

It's every little girls dream to have such a cinderella wedding.
I was one of them... I even had the cheap skate clear plastic cinderella's shoes look alike back then and wearing them made me think I was closer to the dream wedding....

then Princess' Diana's wedding and of course the gown and THE TRAIN... and lucky enough.. the prince.
As I grew older I realise that it's not all about big gown, beautiful handbouquet, tulle veil nor jimmy choo's crystal crusted stilleto. It's all about sunset ceremony by the beach in white crochet bikini, Pamela Anderson's style! minus tommy lee for sure...

Then it's a huge rock period.... any wedding ceremony will do as long as it's JLo's engagement ring... plus Ben will do too...
After Madonna tying the knot at Skibo Castle, I thought... hey... not a bad idea, gal!!!

And recently... reality bites! unless you have a damn rich dad or father-in-law who owns a tobacco company or marrying one of the sons or grandsons of the previous first family... you just have to stick to the normal - read average and cheap - wedding ceremony.

How I wish I could afford a wedding planner to choose which crystal for the red wine and china to serve the foie grass.
Or simply to take care all the preparation that I just have to wake up on the big day ready for the make up, exchanging vows, signing the paper and dancing the whole night. Yes... I wish...
The thing is, now that I have to take care everything by myself.. with my fiance of course... (mind you Indonesian's extravagance wedding usually financed and prepared by the parents...) I have to deal that it's much complicated than I thought. Sticking to a very tight budget makes it even more tedious....
If only we could go to vegas and have a drive thru' solemnisation instead....
who needs a see through heels anyway....